{"id":15282,"date":"2019-04-29T13:32:54","date_gmt":"2019-04-29T11:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.auderset.com\/?p=15282"},"modified":"2019-04-29T15:03:51","modified_gmt":"2019-04-29T13:03:51","slug":"wasabi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wasabi-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wasabi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.auderset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wasabi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wasabi.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wasabi-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\">Where\u2019s that bottle?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">\u00a0 I\u2019m at the supermarket, stuck, as if disabled, between tinned foods and Asian condiments<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">. I\u2019m desperately looking for a very particular wee green bottle: wasabi! No matter how painstakingly my searching eyes have scanned the shelves in front of me, centimetre by centimetre, enough to wear them out, it\u2019s no use:\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\"><b>I can\u2019t see it! <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">I am in the right section, though: <\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\"><b>it ought to be there!!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">Some shop-worker must have deliberately hidden it, for some dark, unmentionable reasons.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\">Alright, then, plan B!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">I now look for a sales person (not sure if this is going to be any easier!)&#8230; I catch one, crouched down, excavating the shampoo section, with his right arm buried in the unexpected depths of a shelf. When I ask him if he\u2019s the joker who\u2019s hidden the wasabi, he gets up and, head down, charges towards \u2018my\u2019 section. With no effort at all, he stretches out his hand and extracts from it the little bottle of wasabi!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\">Looking like an idiot!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">\u00a0 Momentarily letting drop the impassive self-restraint of the salesperson, a faint smirk forms on his face. The small sneer is perceptible enough to make him slightly roll his eyes&#8230; Thinking I was about to be awarded a medal, as a righter of wrongs, for noting the disappearance of the prized product, there I was, left looking like a complete jerk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\">The packaging<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">\u00a0 If I didn\u2019t see it, there\u2019s a good reason why: the item is now adorned with new packaging, which it didn\u2019t have before! And my memory had an exact mental image of that bottle which did not correspond to the reality. In the end, it\u2019s not the appearance of this darn bottle (oh yes, it is very appealing, blah blah blah) that interests me<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">&#8230; but much more the taste of what it contains, OK?!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans', serif;\">Haven\u2019t you seen God?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">\u00a0 You have honestly asked God to show you that He exists, asked Him for &#8211; you know &#8211; a sign!&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">Well, I\u2019m pretty sure that He\u2019s done it: think of my story about the wasabi&#8230; you need to accept that He\u2019s different from what you imagine (even if your idea of the divine is very appealing)!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">And if you have prayed for some thingummyjig&#8230; but there\u2019s been nowt&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">Hmmmm&#8230; Wasabi, man, WASABI<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, serif;\">\u2009<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">!<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, serif;\">\u2009<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Gill Sans Light', serif;\">!<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Where\u2019s that bottle? \u00a0 I\u2019m at the supermarket, stuck, as if disabled, between tinned foods and Asian condiments. I\u2019m desperately looking for a very particular wee green bottle: wasabi! No matter how painstakingly my searching eyes have scanned the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wasabi-2\/\">More&#8230;<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wasabi-2\/\">More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15282"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15292,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15282\/revisions\/15292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auderset.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}